more reasons why white people should stop tryna cook Black food

whiteprivileges:

daintyblackpegasus:

  • because you muhfuckas make shit like candied greens
  • because i know y’all can’t clean no damn chitlins
  • because fried chicken can take up to 24 hours to prepare 
  • because pumpkin pie
  • because NO get the fuck out my food

I will always just crack the fuck up over this.

There is LITERALLY no winning with black people. 

[snip]

I, uh… I don’t mean to embarrass you, but I think there may have been one or two occasions in history where white people came out on top of things.

(Source: slay-z)

(Reblogged from whiteprivileges)

Notes

  1. shangri-lol reblogged this from karnythia and added:
    I’m sorry I will stop eating A Food ASAP
  2. shrieking-violet reblogged this from reverseracism
  3. kingvincentiv reblogged this from afrodingus
  4. reverseracism reblogged this from lolwutphotosynthesis and added:
    ^ On a side note, one of the most applauded cooks in the ante-bellum south was a black woman.
  5. masteradept reblogged this from karnythia
  6. lolwutphotosynthesis reblogged this from solitudeisnotloneliness and added:
    Lol, white people be butthurt. But really, stick to your food. Because when you cook our food, you fuck it up. You make...
  7. karnythia reblogged this from alexandraerin
  8. rogue-brainship reblogged this from slay-z and added:
    Actually, at our most secret and vile rites, white people breathlessly partake of aspic with mayonnaise, ambrosia salad,...
  9. goldenpalominos reblogged this from junkieofdata and added:
    I don’t know where you’re getting your information but you are categorically incorrect and even the most basic...
  10. alexandraerin reblogged this from junkieofdata and added:
    Right. It’s not a big deal to you and you don’t get it. Given that, why is it important for you to divebomb into the...
  11. junkieofdata reblogged this from alexandraerin and added:
    It’s just… It’s food. So what? If it were literally any other thing, I would understand why you’d care, but when it’s...
  12. slay-z reblogged this from junkieofdata and added:
    culture” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yeah, when that culture is white
  13. librainmaat said: As a former resident of Texas and a current resident of Mississippi Im gonna say HELL NO southern white folk! Ive tasted yall shit plenty times and it aint the same. Soulless Soul Food aint the same. Watered down ass fried chicken…