All these LotR jokes are well and good, but why aren’t we focusing on how it is even POSSIBLE to cut a pizza into nine slices?! D:
By putting a cut from the edge to the center every forty degrees, like so:
To get approximately the same results without having to resort to a compass or protractor, cut it into thirds, and then cut each piece into thirds. I’m sure you’ve seen a circle divided into thirds before.
Pie of any kind isn’t really your area of expertise, is it?