queernonymoose: abaldwin360: shortformblog: nbcnews: Halliburton misplaces mystery radioactive device: ‘Do not handle’ (Photo: Texas Department of State Health Services) Somewhere in West Texas is a 7-inch radioactive cylinder that Halliburton would like to find. Anyone who comes across it is advised to keep their distance. “It’s not something that produces radiation in an extremely dangerous form,” said Chris Van Deusen, a spokesman for the Texas Department of State Health Services. “But it’s best for people to stay back, 20 or 25 feet.” Read the complete story. Not the sort of thing you’d expect to find laying around, to be sure. “It’s not dangerous, BUT DON’T GO WITHIN 25 FEET OF THE MOTHERFUCKER!!!” Uh huh … LOLOLOL HALLIBURTON Here’s your daily reminder that we’re living the offspring of a dystopian science fiction novel and The Onion.

queernonymoose:

abaldwin360:

shortformblog:

nbcnews:

Halliburton misplaces mystery radioactive device: ‘Do not handle’

(Photo: Texas Department of State Health Services)

Somewhere in West Texas is a 7-inch radioactive cylinder that Halliburton would like to find. Anyone who comes across it is advised to keep their distance.

“It’s not something that produces radiation in an extremely dangerous form,” said Chris Van Deusen, a spokesman for the Texas Department of State Health Services. “But it’s best for people to stay back, 20 or 25 feet.”

Read the complete story.

Not the sort of thing you’d expect to find laying around, to be sure.

“It’s not dangerous, BUT DON’T GO WITHIN 25 FEET OF THE MOTHERFUCKER!!!”

Uh huh …

LOLOLOL HALLIBURTON

Here’s your daily reminder that we’re living the offspring of a dystopian science fiction novel and The Onion.

(Reblogged from deliciouskaek)

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    this is something straight out of a simpsons episode where’s Mr. Burns when you need him?
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    Bullshit. It’s probably their CEO’s souped up dildo.
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    Does this add to the total 14 (If I remember right) nuclear devices that the U.S. has lost?
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