How Supernatural appears to someone who only knows about it from Tumblr.
- Cassie: Don't ask me to tell you what I think Supernatural is about. You will mock me.
- Stina: Oh god. Tell me.
- Cassie: ...so, I know that moose are involved...somehow. And there's Cas, Dean, and Sam, and I'm not sure which of them are brothers and who's a couple, but one of them loves pie. There's an Impala, and I don't know why that's important. Apparently they all love each other a lot and that causes problems. Like, people getting lit on fire problems. ...But it's okay, because of pie? And apparently this causes Feelings. ...like, indescribable amounts of feelings. Also, the coat is important for some reason. ...And I don't know which is which. There's the big one with long pretty Thor hair who's my favorite. He always looks confused. And then there's the one with short dark hair who always looks upset about something. ...Are they like, detectives? They're always together.
- Stina: I just fell off of my chair, sat on the floor, and did this combination laughing/crying thing that made me choke.
- Cassie: Well I haven't seen it! This is my best guess!
- Stina: It's… very accurate, actually.
- Cassie: I don't know what any of it means! I'm like Jack in Christmastown. Cassie in Supernaturaltown. "What's this?! What's this, there's feelings everywhere! What's this? There's pie and people glare! What's this? I can't believe these gifs, I must be dreaming, wake up Cass this isn't fair! What's this? What's this, what's this, there's tall guys in beige coats! What's this, what's this, there's a car big as a boat! What's this? My dash is filled with sobbing fangirls clashing, everybody seems so dashing, what's with all this keyboard smashing? What. Is. THIS.
- Stina: ...marry me.
- Cassie: ...okay?