While Representative Bachmann produced no evidence to back up her charges, she said she had proof that “members of this sinister cabal have infested the highest echelons of our government to take away our guns and replace them with gay health care.”

deliciouskaek:

glossylalia:

GAY. HEALTH. CARE.

WAT?

oh my god

what does that even mean

I have no idea, but Stephen Spielberg just got a brilliant idea for the next re-release of E.T.

(Edit to add: The Borowitz Report is satirical. That’s not an actual quote from a news story.)

(Reblogged from deliciouskaek)

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  1. undermycamoskirt reblogged this from karnythia and added:
    I’ve mostly gotten over it otherwise, but this election season is throwing me right back to the Bush years and never...
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  3. blackfoxx reblogged this from karnythia and added:
    free prostate exams and colonoscopies???
  4. birchsoda reblogged this from karnythia and added:
    If it’s gay does that mean there will be showtunes? Because that would be awesome. Or just really extra good health care...
  5. whynotshesaid reblogged this from ro-s-aspa-rks and added:
    rosa—sparks: She is too stupid to breathe. How is she still alive? Edited to add that ha. I saw New Yorker and assumed...
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  7. ro-s-aspa-rks reblogged this from glossylalia and added:
    I’m sorry. That woman is so cuckoocachoo, I read it as fact.
  8. karnythia reblogged this from alexandraerin
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  11. glossylalia reblogged this from nerdy-south and added:
    I should have known when I got to “science, math, apple and cat” BUT I DIDN’T. BECAUSE I REALLY BELIEVE SHE WOULD SAY...
  12. erissaid reblogged this from ro-s-aspa-rks and added:
    rosa—sparks: …so, like…we’re gonna get some fashionable hospital gowns? Nice ladies with short hair are going to keep...
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  14. nerdy-south reblogged this from ro-s-aspa-rks and added:
    rosa—sparks: SATIRE SATIRE THIS IS SATIRE.
  15. supersoygrrrl reblogged this from glossylalia and added:
    ETA: I thought everyone knew this was satire? It’s by the same guy who created Fresh Prince.
  16. aragingquiet reblogged this from deliciouskaek
  17. windupbirdchronicle reblogged this from deliciouskaek and added:
    I think if all the guns were replaced with gay healthcare, the US would be a much better place to live.
  18. alexandraerin reblogged this from deliciouskaek and added:
    I have no idea, but Stephen Spielberg just got a brilliant idea for the next re-release of E.T. (Edit to add: The...
  19. deliciouskaek reblogged this from glossylalia and added:
    oh my god what does that even mean
  20. halfwayinfinite reblogged this from glossylalia and added:
    The article’s pretty hilarious.
  21. stfuconservatives said: borowitz report - satire (JFYI)
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