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- Me: ...wait, *you* watched Lois & Clark?
- Jack: Well, yeah. I didn't always have control of the TV growing up, but when I did I liked to...
- Me: Ooh, wait.
- Me: *grabs drink menu*
- Me: *flips it to Dos Equis insert*
- Me: Hold this in front of you and then say that again.
- Jack: ...